Clockwork

Our mission is to take the fun out of your life and replace it with an overriding need to please your lords and masters in aural fixation.

We come searching only one thing: complete domination of the music industry. We make no never-minds about it, we will settle for nothing less that total market saturation. Once we achieve this earthly goal, we will continue on our path of assimilation until we have complete control over all forms of media. Get ready, the ride might get a little hairy.

huh? What the fuck?

Well, we're actually working on our first mainstream CD release and unfortunately the masters have not been made available to the lowly webdesigner just yet, but some errant fan snuck a recording device into the practice space one day. Unfortunately for this lowly soul, her precious life was taken only minutes after putting the golden bootlegs in the mail for proud display on this site of adulation.

The songs are broken down a bit, depending on your mood. If you wanna leech these files, I'm sure Go!Zilla would allow you to grab them all, but I'm not up to that just yet. Listen and love.

We've got

some heavy stuff,
some driving stuff,
and some all-and-all foolin' around kinda stuff

that can quite possibly appeal to everyone on the face of the planet.

Our first super-limited-edition pressed-on-gold EP-CD will have nine songs on it, and be about 45 minutes long. We're giving 'em away for the cost of shipping. Fuck, say $2 max. It shouldn't be too long 'til we have a 75-minute epic release out, either. That'll cost more money though 'cause we're going to have to pay someone for the graphics, and the new website, and all the crap that goes along with being a dominator of worlds.

Clockwork is...

Aaron Love is the feet.
Darrick Bruyn is the ass.
Tom Plunket is the tits.
Brian Rankin is the lips.

Together, we are Clockwork, and Clockwork Kicks Ass. (and don't you forget it.)